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An atheist was walking through the woods.  He  said to himself: 
                 "What majestic  trees!"  

                 "What powerful  rivers!" 

                 "What beautiful animals!"

As he was  walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.  He turned to look.  He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path.  He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.  He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

 

At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!!!"

 

                Time Stopped.

                The bear froze.

                The forest was silent.

 

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

 

"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to  cosmic accident."  Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?  Am I to count you as a believer?"

 

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian?"                

 

"Very well," said the voice.

 

                The light went out.

                The sounds of the forest resumed.

                And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

 

"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen"
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